送交者: BerkeleyWolf 于 2006-3-22, 13:06:00:
Research objectives:
(1) to study the reaction of a male subject under the influence of sex.
(2) to study the reading capacity of a female subject.
Test subjects: A male, a female. Both are mammals.
Research approach:
(1) The male and female subjects conducted a extensive sex activity, about 30 minutes.
(2) The male and female subjects are separated after this activity.
(3) The male subject is investigated by using a questionnaire, with a requirement to write a 300-word note in 10 minutes.
(4) The female subject is required to read the note, and fill another questionnaire.
Research results:
(1) Under the influence of sex, the male subject treats everything starting from “SEX”.
(2) The female subject has an extraordinary reading capacity to interpret a note full of typos.
Future work and publication plan:
This research is going to be repeated 1000 times across 5 races and 100 countries. Based on experimental data collected in this research, two mathematical models will be generated for each research objective. The final result will be published in Science magazine in next May.
Appendix:
The note collected in this research, writen by the male subject:
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Sweet Angel:
What a day! What a day! You really made my day yesterday! It was a gr8 SUCCSEX, at least it seems to me. That was something SEXTREMELY out of my SEXPECTATION. Funky! You might not know that it was something that I have never SEXPERIENCED before. It took me 7 months to grind my Sexcalibur. The comment is cool!
Love
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