老尤(YOU)来美国后，热情助人，经常为新来的中国留学生接站。一次他同时接来二男二女，男的姓佘 (SHE)和 胡（Hu)，女的姓何(HE)， 另一个姓么（ME)。

接来后的第二天系里正好有个PARTY，老尤想趁此机会领新同学去熟悉一下环境，认识一些朋友，于是就开车带他们去参加PARTY。

聚会开始后老尤上前给大家介绍新来的同学，怕老外记不住，还把他们的姓氏都给拼到了纸上 :

“This is Miss He" (这位是何小姐）
出乎老外意料:“What? Here it says HE, the pretty girl is transsexual（Miss Her)?"

“This is Mr. She” （这位是佘先生）
“What? Here it says it is She, the handsome boy was a girl?”老外有些发懵,主动发问，指着胡先生：“then who is this？”

“You guessed it, this IS Hu！” 老外彻底蒙了“I never guessed it! I am asking! What is going on? Two transsexual plus one who does not understand English?”
“Wait a minute, who are you then?” 老外还有些不甘心。
“I am You”
老外彻底放弃：“You are me? Then she is...” 指着最后一位女孩，看着纸条上的姓ME “What？ Me?”