送交者: 田牛 于 November 10, 2004 14:17:02:
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really
want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name
of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of
that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't
serve you until you tell me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is
called NIKE, for the
slogan Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It
really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender
tells him he will give
him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left
who is sipping on a
beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile,
"TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
asks, "Why Timex?" the man proudly replies, "
'Cause it takes a !
lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two
fella's on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and
says, "So, what do you guys
call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly
exclaims, "FORD, because
"'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you
driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy
is SECRET. Now give me a beer. "The bartender
begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH
FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!