Alcoholic

*In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director
started looking for a new one to hire.**
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A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
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*The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. **
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*They tested him.**
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They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured
in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.*
* **
Another glass.
"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak
barrels."
"Correct."*
* **
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.*
* **
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.*
* **
"It’s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"*