I will pay you 2 hour to write anything you like to post on this Forum.

Or you may just rewrite the above 'letter'. (Just write as much as you can in 2 hour, form just one line to the whole are all welcom)

If you have more positive commend than the negative one after you post. You will get $200.

BTW, should it be 'an ugly'? $50/hr is not too much. Are you a PHD student or PostDoc?