山东一个水务局的局长被情妇领着记者夹着针孔摄像机谈判的时候曝光，湖南一个水利水电局的局长和情妇开房间出来以后，情妇立即暴毙。中科院有个李三水博士白上人家好几年最近突然翻脸。
各位要是有闲，可以看看网上山东鲍局长的视频，很搞笑的一段，情妇给他打电话，用山东土话说：你白睡我这么一年多，就这么算了。。。这个女刚离婚，闹着要转正，后来干脆豁出去，带着前夫，记者向纪委举报，电视采访上面有所突破，节目最后是该女士采集的沾有鲍局长精液的卫生巾。
PD A young man would have come in a second.. I mean he would have come... Young men usually have a lot of pressure.
SB But if you will you allow me... (muffled) I believe it is a family thing.
PD What?
SB Having an orgasm.
PD You know how long it has been since I had sex like I had with you tonight. It’s several months, since I broke with my boyfriend. Is this normal?
SB May I? You should have sex with yourself. You should touch yourself often.