比如这样说

My great grandfather died this week,
I couldn't stand him, actually, nobody could,
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying,
What a top bloke he was,

So I'd like to dedicate this song to you gramps.
He was very hard of hearing,
He was dull and domineering,
Misogynist and Cantankerous and vain.
He hit the bottle every night,
He hit my grandma out of spite,
And those stories about his bunions were a pain,
But all that's now forgotten once he took his final breath,
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death

You don't believe me?

Allow me to furnish you with a few examples.
Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
A cartoon kamikaze,
Who taunted crocs and tots so frequently.

And Brockie was some rev head who pumped the air with pure lead,
So anti green he drove into a tree
But all that was forgotten once they took their final breath,
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.

John Lennon chose the hippie life,
He chose some nutbag for a wife,
And his songs were never quite as good as Paul's.

Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers just one album mostly covers,
With more wailing than japan does off our shores.
But all that was forgotten once he took his final breath,
Yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.

Princess Di was just a slut for sex,
When they looked in the car at her dress,
Was wet with Arab semen stains.

Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
A fatso xenophobic cock,
Whose views were more malignant than his brain.
But all that was forgotten once he took his final breath,
Yes even assholes turn into top blokes after death

It's not how they live that counts but how we rewrite the book,
When it comes to truth it comes best to use restraint.
It pays to throw away the facts,
And have a rose coloured look,

When he dies Martin Bryant will look a saint

Don Bradman was a total farcst,
A grumpy greedy tight ass,
Who couldn't even score one run last time he played.

Kerry packer was a brothel chief,
A tax cheat and a kidney thief,
And a procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made
But all that was forgotten once he took his final breath

Yes even duck turn into top blokes after death

Belinda Emmett was a... *interrupting* please please.

Yes, remember all will be forgotten once we take our final breath,
yes even pervert motherfuckers
even rampant child abusers
even local Bagdad looters
even baby bunny rooters
even reckless drunken drivers
even rodent sperm imbibers
even violet poofter bashers
even public penis flashers
even rotting corpse molesters
even human piss ingesters
even tiny kitten kickers
even anal finger lickers
even Anna bloody Coren

even she will be a top bloke after death.

References:
Steve Irwin - Australian television star
Peter Brock - Australian champion motor racer
John Lennon - songwriter, member of The Beatles
Paul McCartney - songwriter, member of The Beatles
Jeff Buckley - singer
Diana, Princess of Wales
Stan Zemanek - Australian radio broadcaster
Martin Bryant - Australian mass murderer
Don Bradman - Australian cricket legend
Kerry Packer - Australian media tycoon
Belinda Emmett - Australian television actoress
Anna Coren - Australian journalist and television show presenter

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