I will stay here in a former's house in Prince Edward Island for a night next week:

Gazebo fully equipped to cook out with barbecue
Satellite TV
Huge patio for relaxation (sign, I don't how)
Recipients of two hospitality awards
Canoeing on lake (I'll do it)
Fishing

only for $75 a night!

Then take a ferry to Nova Scotia.

(not a show off, man, it's just a low class former's house:-)