NBA players that are still looking for jobs next season



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送交者: 大胖星 于 2005-9-28, 13:23:16:

Including our very own Wang Zhi-Zhi. Sad really.

Anyway, a good laugh

Tom Gugliotta - Was good in the 1970's.

Ben Handlogten - He makes Brian Scalabrine look like Corey Maggette.

Lee Nailon - Can score quick buckets.

Clarence Weatherspoon - Can rebound or something. Waived via amnesty by Houston.

Walter McCarty - Appears to have almost no basketball skills, yet has been in league for years.

Omar Cook - Probably knows lots of cool NYC people to chill with. Can pass.

Kevin Willis - Graduated high school 17 years before basketball was invented.

Bruno Sundov - Big foreign guy who is so tall he can sit on bench and prevent fans behind him from seeing game.

Wesley Person - Can make open threes and tell good stories about Chuck Person, who had great battles against Larry Bird.

Andre Barrett - Decent young point guard worth signing as a backup who can keep a real offense running.

Darvin Ham - Can make open dunks. Reads good books and thoughtful guy. Also, last name is Ham, which is neat.

Bryon Russell - Can tell cool stories of getting repeatedly owned by Michael Jordan. Makes good locker room jokes.

Mamadou N'Diaye - InsideHoops.com's favorite first name in the league. Yo Mamadou what?!? Say it aloud. But not at work.

Christian Laettner - Hit that incredible shot at Duke. I have no idea what that has to do with anything. I just love that shot.

Steve Smith - Can tell old USA Dream Team stories, and make some threes.

Wang Zhi-Zhi - Can paint ceiling of arena while standing on court without a ladder. Also can make sarcastic remarks to Yao Ming in easier fashion than native English speakers.

Felipe Lopez - Can dominate ballboys in pregame warmups. Clawing his way back into the league.

Marcus Fizer - Can head-butt through cement wall, which helps in certain game situations.

Daniel Santiago - Can scare babies, often distracting players on other team in the process.



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