送交者: 大胖星 于 2005-9-28, 13:23:16:
Including our very own Wang Zhi-Zhi. Sad really.
Anyway, a good laugh
Tom Gugliotta - Was good in the 1970's.
Ben Handlogten - He makes Brian Scalabrine look like Corey Maggette.
Lee Nailon - Can score quick buckets.
Clarence Weatherspoon - Can rebound or something. Waived via amnesty by Houston.
Walter McCarty - Appears to have almost no basketball skills, yet has been in league for years.
Omar Cook - Probably knows lots of cool NYC people to chill with. Can pass.
Kevin Willis - Graduated high school 17 years before basketball was invented.
Bruno Sundov - Big foreign guy who is so tall he can sit on bench and prevent fans behind him from seeing game.
Wesley Person - Can make open threes and tell good stories about Chuck Person, who had great battles against Larry Bird.
Andre Barrett - Decent young point guard worth signing as a backup who can keep a real offense running.
Darvin Ham - Can make open dunks. Reads good books and thoughtful guy. Also, last name is Ham, which is neat.
Bryon Russell - Can tell cool stories of getting repeatedly owned by Michael Jordan. Makes good locker room jokes.
Mamadou N'Diaye - InsideHoops.com's favorite first name in the league. Yo Mamadou what?!? Say it aloud. But not at work.
Christian Laettner - Hit that incredible shot at Duke. I have no idea what that has to do with anything. I just love that shot.
Steve Smith - Can tell old USA Dream Team stories, and make some threes.
Wang Zhi-Zhi - Can paint ceiling of arena while standing on court without a ladder. Also can make sarcastic remarks to Yao Ming in easier fashion than native English speakers.
Felipe Lopez - Can dominate ballboys in pregame warmups. Clawing his way back into the league.
Marcus Fizer - Can head-butt through cement wall, which helps in certain game situations.
Daniel Santiago - Can scare babies, often distracting players on other team in the process.