送交者: Xuren 于 2005-9-18, 15:49:57:
回答: 你还是接着讲笑话吧，别谈逻辑。 由 大胖星 于 2005-9-18, 15:24:37:
A drunk guy wanders up to a city cop, and says "somebody stole my car." And the cop says "where was it?" The drunk guy holds up a key and says "right at the end of this key."
The cop, annoyed but amused, says "ok why don't you walk down to the station to report it, but before you do, I suggest you zip up your pants."
The drunk guy looks down at his open fly and says "oh man, they got my girl too."