On achievements

Bush: I was the highest rating President.

God: to start that 20 year long war?

Biden: I ended a 20 year long war.

God: and rush it to meet the 9/11 20th anniversary?

God: I told you repeatedly, don’t rush into things for other concerns, especially when you are leading a country.

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(If you are waiting to hear what Trump claims as his achievements to God, don’t bother, he’s in Hell)