兄弟们，辛苦了，你们晕船吗？晕机吗？欢迎欢迎，祝你们在中国旅行愉快。
Hey, mans, are you okay? Welcome China. Good trip in China!
　　　　
汤姆，你可以去任何地方，屁民不敢怎么样！
Tom, you can go any where to enjoy yourself, the fart people here is nothing
!

俺们这疙瘩都是官员，俺们将帮助你发现你喜欢的东西
we are Chinese officer, we will help you to find something interesting here!

长官，你们的悍马车可以停放在我家后院，很安全的。
sir, your Hammer truck can park around my home yard,here is safety.

我是国家干部,不是屁民，放心！
we are Chinese officer,not fart people ,relax!
　　　　
　　　　
我们欢迎美国人来与我们共同欺侮屁民 ,他们没有枪
we welcome American people come to bully fart people with us together .They
do not have gun.
　　　　
我们可以给你们带路，不要报酬。
we can give your direction and name list, no payment.　　
　　　　
那里都是屁民的房子，里面有很多钱和漂亮的小妞，你们可以去看看或者享用
There are our fart people house and there are lot of money and many pretty
girls, good luck.
　　　　　　
　　　　
前面再过一条街，转个角，就是屁民上告的地方，里面有坏人，要小心！
Now you go through a street and turn on the corner,you will see some fuck
bitch there, be careful

我们都是朋友，美国人，与中国政府，我们共同的敌人是屁民，诺贝尔奖已经给了我
们和你们，不给屁民。

We are friends, American and Chinese officer. Our mutual enemy is fart
people. Nobel literature ward have given us and you, never give fart people.