送交者: 田牛 于 2006-1-26, 14:08:42:
哈马斯获胜的结果改变中东格局，意义超过台湾民进党颠覆国民党百倍，巴勒斯坦人民的选择，让美国佬和犹太佬头疼药销路大增。
Arab-Grandfather
Arab-American family was considering putting their grandfather in a
nursing home. All the Muslim facilities were completely full, so they ended
up putting him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility,
they come to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile. "There's a musician here --
he's 85-years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone
still calls him 'Maestro'! And there's a physician here -- 90 years old.
He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him
'Doctor' ! And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call
me "the f---ing Arab!"