送交者: 田牛 于 2006-4-02, 10:32:08:
"I had made some wrong choices," Tyson confessed, pointing at his tattoos of Mao Tse Dung, Che Guevara, and Arthur Ashe. "When I was reading papers, like the New York Times, I got the impression the entire world loved communist icons. So I thought if I put faces of Mao and Che on my body people would stop hitting me. But these boxers are animals! Nothing is sacred no more - it's all about personal victory for them. What about the people? Che was the people's hero! Mao was the people's liberator! Arthur Ashe was the first Black tennis champion, how dare they hit him in the face? It's so improper!"
It happened soon after Tyson had Mao Tse Dung's face tattooed on his shoulder. Four masked men with guns and accents mysteriously appeared in his locked hotel suite. The heavyweight champion was ordered to let them examine his shoulder, after which he was given a brochure explaining how properly to maintain and groom a Mao Tse Dung's tattoo, what soap to use, and what side to sleep on. Most of the brochure was unreadable due to bad translation - just like any other user manual that comes with products purchased at a 99c store. As a consolation, Tyson was informed that his stuffed body would look nice in the Beijing museum of Mao Tse Dung 's images gathered from around the world. This might happen sooner than he thought, Tyson was told, if he disobeyed their orders.
本报讯 （记者潘天舒）原定只在上海逗留的前世界重量级拳王迈克·泰森昨天上午突然抵达北京，并到毛主席纪念堂瞻仰了自己一生崇拜的伟人遗容。
昨天上午10点10分，一脸疲态的泰森身穿印有NBA中锋奥尼尔照片的白色T恤出现在首都机场。中午11点多，泰森乘坐奔驰车抵达毛主席纪念堂，在毛主席遗体前，泰森很虔诚地停留良久，出门时还买了三册毛主席纪念堂珍藏书画册。苟约湍钐美锍鍪鄣拿飨?!--NEWSZW_HZH_BEGIN-->
几位开国元勋的挂画非常感兴趣，但因为游人太多而只好放弃购买的念头。走出纪念堂后，泰森精神好了很多，还朝周围游客高喊：“我爱你们。”
多年来泰森一直不掩饰自己对毛主席的热爱，他曾说过：“毛主席是拥有力量的伟人。”泰森还将毛主席头像刺在了自己的右胳膊上，他曾经通读了《毛泽东选集》。
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