送交者: cornbug 于 2006-3-22, 17:14:25:
A man walked out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.
A street cop on his beat sees the guy and approaches him.
"Can I help you, sir?" said the cop.
"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replied.
The policeman asked, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"
"It wassss at the end of thisss key." the man replied.
About that time, the officer looked down to see that the man's dick was
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asked the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The man looked down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "Oh, God.
They got my girlfriend too!"
一个人走出酒吧，手上拿着把钥匙在街上跌跌撞撞地上下来回走着。一个巡警注意
到了向他走过来。
“需要帮忙吗？”，警察问道。
“要...啊！有...有...有...人..偷....偷...走...了我的车！” 这个人回答道。
警察说：“那您最后看见你的车在哪？”
“它就在...在...这...这...钥匙的尖...尖...上。”这人回答道。
这时，警察往这人的下面打量了下，看见那鸡鸡吊在外面，所有的人都一目了然。
他对这人说：“先生，你有没有注意到你在暴露你自己？”
这人向下看了看，脸色悲痛，呜呜咽咽一字不漏地说：“惨啊，他们把我的女朋友
也给偷跑了。”