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送交者: cornbug 于 2006-08-28, 15:17:03:

Sandpaper

Sandpaper is an extremely useful form of paper which is composed of cheap ordinary paper, billions and billions of chunks of artificial imitation sand (silicon monoxide), and industrial-strength glue to hold it all in one cohesive piece.
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History of Sandpaper

Ancient Times

Sandpaper was first produced in 2525 BCE in the vast arid desert of Daytona Beach, Mesopotamia, when Nimrod the Mighty Hunter accidentally dropped a large papyrus scroll documenting his glorious hunting career into a nearby cat litter box and the cat subsequently peed on it. However, this unfortuitous event led absolutely nowhere, because the Mighty Nimrod went bananas with rage and slayed the aforementioned cat with his mighty bare hands.

The Modern Era

Skipping ahead to 2003 AD, soon after the introduction of Extraordinarily-Soft Charmin™ Ultimate Bath Tissue with Flowery Scents and Thick Luxurious Layers of Pure and Gentle Softness and Embroidered Lanolin-Enfused Lace (Now Softer Than Ever!), the rugged manly manly Men of America went totally apeshit with rage. In response to this heinous hygienic development, sandpaper was reintroduced into real American bathrooms so real men could one again give their tingling anuses a delightful gritty, itch-relieving, and thoroughly stimulating scrubbing they richly deserved after a decent healthy American dump, just like in olden times.





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