My SO came over and put her arms around my neck last night when I was online. She asked me what I was doing. She then read all my postings and paid special attention to the sentence "I did not have "二奶" on my chest." She asked me to log off and go to bed which I happily obliged.

After &*(&(#@#!, she asked my chest again. Lo and behold, I did see sweaty "二奶s" on my chest. I had to say I was wrong on this. Here is the official correction. I do see "二奶" om my chest more than often. And the "二奶" are actually "beautiful, perky and firm", which were her words.

You have to say, women see problems in a different angle.